Good morning Evergreen! Now that the radio is back and running smoothly (for now) some morning announcements are in order. This will just be a general recap on what’s been going on recently, updates and information as it is needed. Anything you have that you feel people should know make sure to get in contact with me. My location is a bit iffy on a day to day basis, but I can usually be found anywhere on the first floor of the CAB.
First order of business: Where is Sam? As many of you know, our beloved professor Sam Saltiel has been missing since the first day of the “incident”. There has been no sign of her whereabouts since then, only a single photo. She kind of looks like Bigfoot in that one, not gonna lie. But recently there has been a strange occurrence on campus, missing posters popping up regarding Sam’s disappearance. Not even that but journal entries supposedly written by her have been found in the woods after a student went missing yet again. I understand that those journal entries have since been lost, but stay tuned. If they turn up again you will certainly hear it from me.
And I’m sure many students, especially those within the “Do It For Sam” movement are wondering where she is. Have we found her yet? The answer is no, we have not. Like I said,there has been no sign of her since the start of this all. Not even a small one. Though we have many people working fast to figure out the issue. Those who were in her class know her best and wish to see her safely returned. I’ll see if I can try and get in touch with them at some point and have them on here.
Though of course Sam is not the only person that has gone missing here at Evergreen. Several students have gone into the fog and not come back. Those that do…well they’re not right I’ll tell you that. Currently we have a list of those reported missing along with basic descriptions of said people. You can find that information in the medical bay currently located on the first floor of Sem 2 B building. Right around where Einsteins used to be. If you think you might have mistakenly been reported missing, please go there so we can reconnect you with friends.
Now, onto the weather. The sky is still red. Some people have taken to staring at it. Why exactly…I do not know. They don’t really give me or anyone else a straight answer. Wish I could say more on the issue. In other news, the deer population has taken a sudden hit after a run in with the mutated crabs earlier this week. Looks like we’re having venison and crab for dinner tonight folks! People have been holding back the crabs well these past few weeks so we have not been in short supply of meat from them. It’ll be nice to have something a little different for once. I for one have grown fond of plain roasted squirrel. It’s quite good when you’ve run low on salt so there is literally nothing else you can eat.
And in other news, the fog is still an issue. It’s been a bit weirder in the past few days, moving back and forth in certain areas across campus. Not sure exactly on which areas, I know D Building has taken a serious hit. Once I am more sure on the facts I will be sure to announce it here. Right now if you have any concerns that your area may be affected please contact a student council member near you. I’m not one of them.
Anyways, have a pleasant day and remember, keep an eye on the sky!