{"id":268,"date":"2015-05-05T20:35:32","date_gmt":"2015-05-06T03:35:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sites.evergreen.edu\/storytelling\/?p=268"},"modified":"2015-05-05T20:43:28","modified_gmt":"2015-05-06T03:43:28","slug":"dont-try-this-at-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sites.evergreen.edu\/storytelling\/dont-try-this-at-home\/","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t Try This At Home"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--[if lt IE 9]><script>document.createElement('audio');<\/script><![endif]-->\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-268-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/sites.evergreen.edu\/storytelling\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/71\/2015\/05\/EJ-Zita-Interview-mix.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/sites.evergreen.edu\/storytelling\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/71\/2015\/05\/EJ-Zita-Interview-mix.mp3\">http:\/\/sites.evergreen.edu\/storytelling\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/71\/2015\/05\/EJ-Zita-Interview-mix.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n<p>E.J Zita is a Physicist, Farmer, and expert in self defense. She invited me to come out to her beautiful farm in Tum water, so she could share her remarkable story. Her farm is a quaint peace land which is home to three horses, cows, chickens and dogs. Her journey begins in Wisconsin, and takes her thru Europe, and back to the United States. Her adventures are heart touching, and scary all wrap in one delicious sandwich. She does make a mean sandwich as she talks, and it was just as good as her story.<\/p>\n<p>By Raymond Mobley<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>E.J Zita is a Physicist, Farmer, and expert in self defense. She invited me to come out to her beautiful farm in Tum water, so she could share her remarkable story. Her farm is a quaint peace land which is&#8230; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/sites.evergreen.edu\/storytelling\/dont-try-this-at-home\/\">Continue Reading &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":847,"featured_media":267,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false},"categories":[5,10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.evergreen.edu\/storytelling\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/268"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.evergreen.edu\/storytelling\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.evergreen.edu\/storytelling\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.evergreen.edu\/storytelling\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/847"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.evergreen.edu\/storytelling\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=268"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sites.evergreen.edu\/storytelling\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/268\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.evergreen.edu\/storytelling\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/267"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.evergreen.edu\/storytelling\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=268"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.evergreen.edu\/storytelling\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=268"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.evergreen.edu\/storytelling\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=268"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}