As a reminder:
“Seeing codeine in my piss”
“Time to wait another week to reach the weekend”
“Edward four loco hands”
“When your buddy pulls out codeine….”
“Sweating in a vacant part of the library drinking coffee falling asleep and doing online chemistry but im also cold.”
“Just cus you were bullied as a kid doesnt mean you can be a fuck head RA”
“Gonna need to drink very heavily after all of this bullshit ass biology. Holy fuck”
“Im trying to get soooo ignorant tonight”
“Vodka gummy bear plug”
“I cant over my RA his ass had a crip walk holy fuck ol “can you get to your room okay?” noggin asssss. Puffer coat wearin mug IM FUCKED HAHA”